Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

<p>Marcus, Vish and Luke revel in the Premier League's glorious return, as Man United's turgid defeat to Brighton nudges them closer to signing famously amicable moron, Marko Arnautović. Yakubu's up next!</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Erling Haaland did his best Aleksandar Mitrović impression with two imperious goals, while Newcastle's handsome hunks got them off the mark and Mike Dean's influence is trickling down the leagues!</p><br><p>Tweet us @FootballRamble and email us here: show@footballramble.com.</p><br><p>Sign up for our Patreon before the end of August and get 15% off an annual membership! Plus exclusive liv...