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In which our hero confronts our other hero, sort of, but not really
In which our heroes break federal law by reading private correspondences between two people not themselves.
This week's episode is read by Aaron Moy.
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In which our hero takes a little trip, and then does SCIENCE!
In which our hero goes in for some art evaluation
In which our hero follows directions
In which our hero goes to a meeting
In which our hero runs some tests
In which our hero plays a game
In which our hero has... moments.
In which our hero locks himself in a room
In which our heroes ask for help
In which our hero makes a promise
I'm a dummy. There's nothing more to say. I'm a dumb. Dummy.
In which our hero learns to NEVER trust a blood sausage.
In which our hero marries a perfectly terrible person.
In which our hero Pet Semataries his beloved
In which our heroines do what all good children do: Shave a dwarf bald and then stand by as a bear kills him.
In which our hero finally learns his lesson.
Be nice to your elders, kids, or you'll be stuck with a frog on your face FOREVER.
In which our heroes have to deal with an unreasonable father.
In which our heroines plays the name game.
In which our heroine just absolutely REFUSES to stand up for herself.
In which our heroine asks for a head with hair. Long, beautiful hair. Shining, golden, flaxen, waxen.
In which our heroine goes hippie, and we get the most abrupt nonsensical ending to a story.
In which our hero mercilessly destroys a man's life, but for a good reason.
In which our heroes lament a lost child.
In which a turn up has very little to do with anything, and in which a rich man is, predictably, an asshole to everyone he meets.
In which our heroine learns to take extra care with strangers, even flowers have their dangers, and though scary is exciting, nice is different from good.
In which everyone just needs to CHILL OUT AND BE HAPPY WITH THEIR LOT IN LIFE AND QUIT TRYING TO SHAKE UP THE STATUS QUO OKAY?
In which our hero makes a name for himself.
In which our heroine, does what mothers do best: makes sacrifices to ensure her kids have the BEST life.
In which our hero has just the best life that any kid has ever wanted, or dared to dream.
In which our heroes just do some random stuff and then disappear.
In which our heroine gets a serious case of the vapors.
In which our heroes learn that violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. The answer... is yes.
In which our heroine does the bare minimum to being a decent person, and is rewarded beyond the wildest dreams of everyone who has ever lived.
In which our heroine kitbashes a costume.
In which our heroes make a deal. I'm sure everything will go exactly right.
In which our heroine makes a wish
In which our hero's life is expounded on at great length.
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In which there's a lot of burping.
In which our hero's tale concludes.
Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap24
In which our hero goes on his honeymoon.
Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap23
In which our hero ties a knot.
Transcript of the episode: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap22
In which our hero rage quits.
Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap20
In which our hero sets forth on his task.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FN86vXwCiVYQhXFrKqZPzysJstlAo513/view?usp=sharing
In which our hero orally relates the entirety of a travelogue.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QBZZe853-jImdHb3iZolTBOIXStsU0m_/view?usp=sharing
In which our hero meets an old friend
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tMRiB69lW_14ScmPpKpz9nDpixz5QQ6u/view?usp=sharing
In which our hero goes to court and chickens out.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QJaecryK2NaCCxFZ6ziua3U21BAf_mg5/view?usp=sharing
In which our hero returns home under not the best circumstances
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_GXT_8H4_CHDaN1WYxxhb4WFoHBF5tl5/view?usp=sharing
In which our hero reads a letter and putters about.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eyMva0i1gxwyIh2QtptrmyoD4PQc6r1N/view?usp=sharing
In which our hero tampers in God's domain.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/19AJI7mqT3huQKbuiuKVdmG3Xk5Rg3CeO/view?usp=sharing
In which our hero meets the most implacable of enemies: the jaded college professor.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BREK0TkwfVhwM1JSPFpPaH4CSbh6o9xs/view?usp=sharing
In which our hero receives a pretty present.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CiHCLlXl9ugZKYYBeOf-Dx1qJnuW6S-z/view?usp=sharing
In which Not-Our-Hero meets Our Hero and the prelude draws to a close.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xKFioh69_hd-TeZuY3GrM8UXbFTiqlJ9/view?usp=sharing
In which not-our-hero natters on and Woe-Is-Mes about his life.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CemuOzKtQL6aJNUyPqxBGgS6lbHgCT71/view?usp=sharing
In which Not-Our-Hero sets out on a voyage to the north.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pnLra45u2cpTOq0c50HDslXSWeoE-p1p/view?usp=sharing
In which we bring another National Poetry Month to a close, as tradition demands, with my favorite poem of all time: Annabel Lee, by Edgar Allan Poe.
In which our heroines transition into a new chapter of their lives.
Transcript of the Episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1DdsqwQzl5lHQ-3OHsPzPkyylveALkkUr/view?usp=sharing
In which our hero picks his antagonist
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CwW5cqgb1xcOqWk7UAjFIkkIKsK9P2oE/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroes party like it's 1899.
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/177VpD-3tSP7JftCMUmRR5eHKvDDAo5Du/view?usp=sharing
In which I scream incoherently for ten minutes about how much I hate this book. Enjoy.
In which our hero reads a letter
Transcript of the Episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1x9sNUh4r40qOa62RBsZ_xvgBh9poEwEW/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroes go home.
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A1J-evmAfuX3-kkV9HZcpEg3_MJbl97E/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroes make an executive decision
Transcript of the Episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RzZMNkIMYFc3WJX8hkB9Kw5ekvsirTM0/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroine listens to some music
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_Mc7H8DNnzeTXVGjBajbL0eIpGh1ywhI/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroine just... goes for it.
Transcript of the Episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15x-YzFTIe8SfTKj24r1DNRnFHqN8ZzSc/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroes settle in for the night.
Transcript of the Episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kwMImqDRMfIhAInuY8Vkr_7gVFvBrDpA/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroes have a read-out read to them.
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KRAN4Q3yUh8lPaI-Q5JOXRjWxVgbg5-Q/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroines go for a walk and enjoy a picnic
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BGSKsO1sv-kC7scfFurmUuEkOFZEJC-C/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroes go in for a little light reading
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-LlEH2D0yJmsvVEZQ8KXcY-drf44Mbwb/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroines receive a request
Transcript of the Episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Il25x6TNkmONhsCpmAyXdAedzPE7bJcB/view?usp=sharing
In which THINGS HAPPEN.
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FgEugfd8_-RK5oEStZoZiIg4Q7Jetm4h/view?usp=sharing
In which breakfast is cleared, toes are painted and investigations begun.
In which our heroes take a little tour.
Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1otY6a204XDiJckF9sj_ROAdPy3r3Ve6C/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroes play games
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZyVWRghORVbx6hTzir-a6qtXQasjCF0_/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroines receive a history lesson
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JUoOSjv3XdV4SP9gpwgbNCj7P8Q69g2y/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroines meet
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1efPYVC_4pWgFa8fulGzTNy2ayUrwvFwn/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroine gets a new room
Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mLDeq5uEpdTWuV_BOTmSXQMD-GLvZI0f/view?usp=sharing
In which our heroine meets our antagonist.
Transcript of the Episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1c6gsI7BB3zfCpncJxwsHS0mJvQtPj-3K/view?usp=sharing
Transcript of this story: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/40027/40027-h/40027-h.htm#THE_SHADOW
In which your hero has an unexplained occurrence of his very own.
In which our hero dabbles in property management
In which our hero meets up with an old friend and his wife.
In which our heroes light the beacons.
In which our hero does some real estate management.
For everyone who likes when my cat makes an appearance on the show...
Enjoy.
Make sure you've got some eye protection on, there's a lot of loose ends flying together here.
In which our hero kisses and tells
In which our heroes play the part of the audience in The Price is Right
In which our heroes go on safari.
In which our heroes eavesdrop.
In which our heroes to arrange more comfortable accomodations
In which our heroes do some sneaking and discover a weird tale of their very own.
In which our heroes learn about police methods.
In which our heroes follow the money.
In which our heroes berate an old woman.
In which our hero runs through the town, upstairs, downstairs in his night gown, looking through the windows, crying through the locks.
In which our heroes describe some strange goings on that will probably never be explained.
In which our antagonist re-enacts a favorite scene from Final Fantasy VI.
In which our heroine recounts her vacation from the Opera, and our hero is his usual stupid jealous self.
In which our heroes are just... two of the dumbest people ever, and I'm hating them more and more and more as I go through this book.
In which our hero just... keeps... being abusive and manipulative. Raoul ain't a good guy is what I'm driving at.
In which our hero is at his absolute most assholish.
In which our hero, and you're going to be seeing this summary a lot, does just INCREDIBLY STUPID stuff.
In which our heroes, not unlike our government, make choices, and have to live the rest of their lives with the consequences
In which our heroes make a "thorough" search of Box V.
In which our hero and heroine are just... two of the stupidest dummies alive.
In which our heroes conduct various interviews
In which our heroes meet their antagonist, and learn his conditions.
In which our hero, in the first of many MANY instances, acts a fool.
In which our heroes go spelunking
The October Project begins!
In which our hero proves to us The Ghost is REAL for REALS YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME I KNOW.
In which our hero gets an inheritance.
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In which our hero delivers a eulogy, and we bid adieu to National Poetry Month for another year.
In which we paaaaaarrrrtaaaayyyy
In which our heroes do some EXTREME field research.
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In which our hero crashes a party
In which our hero walks funny CAUSE OF THE STICK UP HIS BUTT.
In which we see the downside of creativity
In which our hero lives his best life
In which our hero has a friend that visits him throughout his life
In which our hero reminisces
In which our hero goes sledding
In which our hero doesn't put in an appearance
In which our hero... well... gets to leave.
In which we learn that our hero is not an alien or Jew, and so said nothing.
In which a history lecture is given.
In which our hero dreams a dream in times gone by
In which our hero gets everything his own way cause he's old and complains if he doesn't.
In which our hero gives us an invitation
National Poetry Month continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month continues!
In which our hero used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure.
In which our hero makes a Pascal's Wager
In which our hero goes to work.
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In which our hero gets his just desserts.
In which our hero... you know what? Figure it out yourself.
National Poetry Month continues!
In which our hero goes in for a little light ornithology
In which our hero tries and fails and succeeds to meet his nneighbor.
In which our hero puts a dollar under his pillow.
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In which our hero... well... there really isn't one in this story, I guess.
Thank you all so so so so much for getting me to this point. You're all the best, and I really really appreciate it.
Thank you!
TOTALLY FORGOT TO UPLOAD THESE I'M SO SORRY.
In which our hero tries and fails to shed some light on a haunting.
In which our hero hears a tragic tale of loss.
In which our hero meets the love of his life. Again, and literally.
In which our hero paints a lovely little picture of a girl.
In which our hero conducts an interview.
In which our hero harasses the kids with a story of his youth.
In which your hero does a bunch of semi-psychotic grammatical ranting
In which the October project concludes!
The Penultimate episode of The October Project!
In which our hero tries to sleep.
In which our hero is just two tense.
In which our hero faces YET ANOTHER threat.
In which our hero comes home
In which the weirdness of our hero's journey comes full circle.
In which our hero is visited by shadows of the past.
In which our hero watches it all come tumbling down
In which our hero does some serious star-gazing.
In which our hero continues to seriously kill some time.
In which our hero kills some serious time
The October Project continues!
In which our hero experiences no noises, and very little night.
In which our hero lights his torch, mounts his horse, and screws his courage to the sticking-place.
In which our hero goes spelunking and takes a refreshing dip
In which our hero seeks them here, and seeks them there. He seeks those rascules everywhere.
In which our hero kills time
In which our hero goes down into the cellars: a rookie mistake, and you just HATE to see that.
In which our hero pokes around here and there
In which our hero recreates one of the Purge movies a hundred years before it was even THOUGHT of.
In which our hero rolls for initiative
In which our hero goes for a relaxing constitutional with his best friend.
In which our hero comes home.
In which our hero dabbles in realty.
In which our hero introduces himself, and goes on a little trip.
The Penultimate Episode of National Poetry Month!
National Poetry Month continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month continues!
National Poetry Month continues.
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month continues!
National Poetry Month Continues
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month continues!
National Poetry Month Continues!
National Poetry Month continues
In which our hero learns that all of life's problems, present and future, can be solved by throwing copious amounts of money at it.
In which our hero looks ahead to his no doubt long and prosperous life.
In which our hero crashes Christmas Parties all over the world.
In which we meet our hero, and spend the rest of the time at a Chekov's Gun Show.
In which our heroes roll for initiative against the big bad of Book One.
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In which our heroes make disturbing discoveries and mysteries are revealed.
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In which another hero says goodbye and we meet the Bloofer lady.
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In which we say goodbye to one of our heroes.
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In which several untimely events occur.
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In which we read the newspaper.
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In which our heroine meets a crusty old sea salt.
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In which we leave Jonathan for a time, and meet some new characters.
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In which our hero tries multiple times to escape.
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In which our hero gets a history lesson, and meets three weird sisters.
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In which our hero goes through several distressing events.
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In which our hero gives us a travelogue, and meets a strange man at midnight.
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In which our heroes learn about an ancient temple. And something else learns about them.
Robert E. Howard, here on the Weird Tales Podcast
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A judge has a died.
A diary is found.
Secrets are revealed.
Guy de Maupassant, on the Weird Tales Podcast
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Lottery in June, Corn be high soon.
Shirley Jackson's immportal tale of terror, today on the Weird Tales Podcast
Abigail McCallister vanished from our world. Or didn't. Or did. Scientists have yet to agree.
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A special off day episode, bringing you one of Harlan Ellison's most famous stories, on the occasion of his passing.
There is a bridge where strange events occur.
No one speaks of it.
Until now.
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A short story about the end of the world that is absolutely NOT in any way AT ALL written by H.P. Lovecraft.
Cows.
Moo.
This is the penultimate poem.
Moo again.
In which my wife reads a poem that is outwardly about one thing, but inwardly about a totally different thing
Shel Silverstein teaches us that, sometimes, less is more.
This was one of my favorite songs as a kid, and still is now, if I'm honest.
In which my wife reads a poem.
In which Tycho's geek is showing.
In which my wife reads a poem.
In which Thayer demonstrates that sports are stupid.
My wife reads a poem by one of our favorite childhood authors.
The second of the two Lovecraft poems for the month. I like this one more than the other.
Two star crossed lovers meet o nthe beach and try to outwit the fates.
One of my favorite poems from one of my favorite books.
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In which my wife reads "Tulips," by Syivia Plath
In which my wife reads The Cloths of Heaven, by W.B. Yates.
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In which I read my absolute favorite poem of all time, Annabel Lee, by Edgar Allan Poe
In which my wife reads a poem by her favorite poetess.
Mr Dyson witnesses a curious event one day. And so he meets Mr Wilkins, and Mr Wilkins has a tale of terror to tell.
An Island has appeared where no island has been before. But what is on it? And how can one lone Norwegian sailor stop it?
Something writhes in a basement room of an insane asylum in Guthrie, Oklahoma. But what is it? And what is it's story?
Zealia Bishop, on the Weird Tales Podcast
A hangman comes to town. But what does he want? Who is he there for?
Maurice Ogden, here on the Weird Tales Podcast
A plague is ravaging the country, but Prince Prospero and his friends are safe in his island fortress. Or are they?
Edgar Allan Poe, on the Weird Tales Podcast