The Darwin Awards: 2000s Edition

<p >Back by popular demand, and dumber than ever: The Darwin Awards. One of MFFI's most popular episode topics returns, this time with a modern twist... </p> <p >~</p> <p >In this episode:  </p> Mike Warner: Death By Boofing David Reston: Death By Viper Brian Joplin: Death By Supermanning Muhammad Niaz: Death By Miracle Phillip Contos: Death By Irony Unidentified Angry Wheelchair Man: Death by Road Rage Unidentified Angry Terrorist: Death By Untimely Text <p>~</p> <p>Support the show by becoming a Midnight Minion, Menace, or Maniac, and unlock exclusive bonus content over at PATREON</p> <p>~</p> <p>Chat...