Eden’s Hazardous return, the Geordie Nation’s saviour, and how to run an A-League team

<p>Marcus, Andy and Pete are here to help smuggle Eden Hazard out of Stamford Bridge under a big jacket, such is the furore that awaits him back in Madrid after Chelsea swept aside a threadbare Real Madrid. They’re coming for you, Eden.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>Elsewhere, we revel in the glorious rumours linking famed basket case Gennaro Gattuso to famed basket case Newcastle United, get a Mario Balotelli update and wonder whether the Premier League can secure a European finals full house.</p><p><br></p><p>Search ‘Football Ramble’ on social media to find us, an...