The Unified Field Theory of Greek Myth

<p>Let's check in on how Odysseus' other buddies from Troy are dong.</p> <p>*Briefly scans news report from Proteus*</p> <p>Yeah so uh it's a dumpster fire. Today Telemachus arrives at Troy, where he hears from Menelaus about his own fraught journey home, including his encounter with an immortal seal dad (real) which led to the first news of Odysseus in years. It won't bring him home but it will bring his son hope, which might be just what he needs to fill the void that has opened up since Odysseus left.</p> <p>SIGNUPS OPEN: Register...